Inbefore Thelock
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Posted - 2009.11.16 22:26:00 -
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Edited by: Inbefore Thelock on 16/11/2009 22:27:22 Edited by: Inbefore Thelock on 16/11/2009 22:27:01 Hello, hello there, a strangest thing just transpired in a high-sec system where I happened to be trying to make an honest living.
I was floating by in space, doing the usual, while I spotted a 2008-ish raven on my scan. I indeed decided to pay him a visit, just to say hello, etc.
He was doing the part 2 of level 3 DeLorean drone mission. Now this is the mission where a certain professor is living in a cargo container and he is the mission objective. The raven destroyed his lab (and almost died to the scramblers he spawned, but that's not important for the story), I then borrowed the professor and asked the raven for the price of professor's freedom.
I must admit I was a bit surprised when the person I was going to convo with turned out to be a youtube autocomment bot.
Tldr follows:
[21:11:15] Raven pilot > Why did you take the item? [21:11:19] Raven pilot > It means nothing to you [21:11:20] Me > 10 million ISK for the professor, what you say [21:11:30] Raven pilot > I don't have 10M isk [21:11:33] Raven pilot > and its only worth 500k [21:11:34] Me > lies [21:11:36] Raven pilot > so why would i pay 10M [21:11:52] Me > because you dont want your standing to go down like us dollar [21:12:00] Raven pilot > i dont really care to be honest [21:12:05] Me > fair enough [21:12:11] Raven pilot > i'd rather lose rating than have some sad kid like you have their way [21:12:21] Me > fair enough. [21:13:04] Raven pilot > Please get a life [21:13:05] Me > Well, good luck with getting your standing back again. [21:13:14] Raven pilot > Leave me alone [21:13:18] Raven pilot > you're sad and pathetic [21:13:24] Me > ok [21:13:29] Raven pilot > you have nothing better to do their try and blackmail people [21:13:32] Raven pilot > really quite pathetic [21:14:00] Me > i'm not blackmailing, i merely found a cargo container floating in space and since obviously nobody wanted it, i took it [21:14:16] Raven pilot > You're a moron [21:14:21] Raven pilot > YOu knew full well I needed it [21:14:25] Raven pilot > and tried to force me to pay you for it [21:14:30] Raven pilot > You take the fun out of this game [21:14:35] Raven pilot > You actually make me sick [21:14:39] Raven pilot > People like you ruin the game [21:15:08] Me > Oh, is that a fact? [21:15:13] Raven pilot > Yes [21:15:15] Raven pilot > It is [21:15:23] Me > You know what EVE would be with people just and only like you? [21:15:27] Me > A singleplayer. [21:15:37] Me > So, welcome to the world of MMORPG! [21:15:41] Me > Enjoy your stay. [21:15:45] Raven pilot > I will [21:15:50] Raven pilot > But MMORPG involves fair play [21:15:57] Raven pilot > And not being a moron for being a moron's sake [21:16:05] Raven pilot > What did you get out of taking the cargo container? Nothing [21:16:08] Raven pilot > So why take it? [21:16:12] Raven pilot > Other than to **** someone off [21:16:22] Me > Who the hell told you that nonsense about fair play? [21:16:33] Raven pilot > How old are you? [21:16:35] Raven pilot > 12? [21:16:43] Me > Oh, come on [21:16:47] Me > you know better than this [21:17:14] Me > Seriously, this "how old are you? 12?" pattern was so uncool even in 80s [21:17:32] Raven pilot > I have better things to do than waste my life on pathetic idiots than you [21:17:40] Raven pilot > Goodbye you sad **** [21:17:46] Me > Have a good day too!
He logs off at this point. so I heards your lieks an muedpkids. |